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ANCHORMAN
Starring Will Farrell, Christina Applegate and Paul Rudd
Written by Will Farrell and Adam McKay
Directed by Adam McKay
Rated: PG-13
 

Summary:


It’s the swinging ‘70’s an San Diego’s #1 anchorman, Ron Burgundy (Will Farrell) is sitting atop the world -- until that world is invaded by a Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate), a reporter with so much moxie she aims to shatter the glass ceiling and become the first female anchor.

Steve says:

It’s fortunate that Will Farrell is a genuinely funny guy who is always a pleasure to watch. That fact guarantees some laughs during the course of ANCHORMAN, but they are late in coming and far too few. This movie hangs on the slimmest of premises: skewering the vapidity of television news. It’s rather like a sketch, stretched somewhat laboriously over ninety minutes. This doesn’t exactly shock, since the film is the brainchild of two veterans of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, Farrell and director/co-writer, Adam McKay. The unfortunate thing is that what we are watching is pure premise and doesn’t really develop into any kind of story at all. ANCHORMAN aims to be as nutty as the classic AIRPLANE! was but lacks the underpinnings of an entertaining tale that made AIRPLANE! work -- and still work twenty-four years after it was made. I felt somewhat akin to the way I did when I first saw Mel Brooks’ movie, SPACEBALLS, wondering why Brooks was bothering to skewer STAR WARS ten years after it was a cultural icon. Everything that Will Farrell attempts here was done to a fare-thee-well by Ted Knight on THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, right down to the anchorman’s uncanny ability to read something off the teleprompter without having a clue what he is saying. There is no new territory being forged here.

As flat as the material was, the film features some splendid comedic performances; moments where the actors rise above the shallow nature of the writing. Farrell is predictably laugh-provoking as the self-titled “big deal,” Burgundy. But his work is matched by a delightful performance from Christina Applegate, whose rendering of Veronica is pitch-perfect. Her performance is subtle and her timing impeccable. More producers should remember that Applegate cut her comedic teeth with a decade on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. She knows where the jokes are and how to play them.

Paul Rudd is solid as field reporter Brian Fantana and Steve Carrell is quietly hysterical as Brick Tamland, the weatherman with the double-digit IQ. You might recognize Carrell as one of the “field reporters” on TV’s THE DAILY SHOW. If not, you’re sure to recall his brilliant bit in BRUCE ALMIGHTY, as the rival anchorman reduced to gibberish by Jim Carrey. His deadpan delivery is spot-on. But the usually hilarious Fred Willard is wasted as the news director who plays straight man to everyone else.

If you like Farrell, you’ll have a decent time at this movie and get a few laughs from it. But if you require things like story and characterization, expect to be disappointed by ANCHORMAN.

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Patty says:

ANCHORMAN was unanchored.

There were laughs, but the jokes were the comedic equivalent of labor pains. They’re very funny in the moment, but the time in between doesn’t seem to move the story along and you’re not having any fun waiting for the next punch line. For me, the entire film was like watching the 2004 season of Saturday Night Live. I want to like the skits so desperately that I excuse the forty-five minutes of banality because I laugh at two or three of the Bush jokes. Have we already exhausted the supply of original ideas that are funny? Am I hopelessly nostalgic or is it just that the stuff that we’re paying nine bucks to watch is as funny as an IRS audit?

Will Farrell is a funny guy. He could crack me up caulking the bathtub. His legendary comedic timing has only gotten better as he has matured. I’m guessing he should stick with what he’s good at and leave the writing to those who can create funny dialogue rather than a compilation of shtick. He’s a wonderful character actor but he’s got to have something to work with. Even Farrell can’t make material that would work well in a 10 minute skit stretch for 90 minutes.

There were some wonderful cameo appearances in ANCHORMAN. I’d tell you about them but if you actually fork out the bucks to see the film, it will rob you of the surprise of seeing some really talented actors who evidently in between projects. Maybe Farrell is holding incriminating photos involving barnyard animals over their heads....or poker debts, perhaps? Regardless, it’s a mystery to me why these heavy Hollywood hitters agreed to lend their substantial talent to such a mediocre project.

Okay, by now you’re probably saying, “Patty, you’re a pseudo intellectual snob. ANCHORMAN is a parody. Parody is farce.” Maybe I am a snob, but even farce is grounded in truth. In truth, I didn’t find ANCHORMAN all that funny.


One kernel. And I’m being generous.

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