Summary:
Something has gone
verplunkt with the Earth’s magnetic field. Turns out this field is
controlled by the constant spinning of the liquid magma at the center of
the globe. For reasons revealed late in the film, that liquid has stopped
spinning and threatens the very existence of life on the planet. It’s up
to a crack team of astronauts and scientists to take a quick trip to the
Earth’s core and jump start it.
Steve says:
I don’t know how
much of this movie is based on solid scientific theory and how much is
screenwriter-hatched hokum. (I’m guessing a lot of it falls into the
latter category).
THE CORE is a
standard issue disaster movie that was written pretty much by the
numbers. Still, there haven’t been an awful lot of disaster movies around
lately, which is surprising giving Hollywood’s lemming-like instincts for
story development coupled with the monstro success of TITANIC a few years
ago. So, not having seen this particular formula played out in a while, I
found it entertaining, particularly in view of the fact that the
filmmakers came up with a reasonably original disaster scenario.
Given the fact that
the two leads are Aaron Eckhart and Hilary Swank, you know the producers
made a cost-conscious decision to put the big bucks into special effects
rather than actors’ salaries. Indeed, it is those special effects that
are the movie’s true stars. Just as we thrilled to the destruction of the
White House in INDEPENDENCE DAY, so are we treated to a pretty bitchin’
rendition of Rome being decimated by a killer electrical storm.
Both Eckhart and
Swank are solid actors, given their independent film pedigrees and they
manage to pass themselves of as acceptable substitutes for Tom Cruise and
Julia Roberts, even if they really are just working stiff actors who were
doing their job. When it comes to story, though, you’ll have to check
your brains at the door and be willing to suspend your disbelief willingly
and totally for up to two hours.
For one thing, take
this business about the liquid magma having stopped dead in its tracks.
Doesn’t it seem to you as though the fact that the Earth itself is
spinning would pretty much mandate that anything liquid inside it would
also be kept whirling around? So, we ignore physics and just sit back and
say, “Okay, then. Blow some shit up.” That they do. And they do it
well.
If you’ve seen
enough of these disaster epics, as I have, you begin to know just who is
going to get killed and even in what order they will be dispatched. (It’s
a little like on the original Star Trek, when Kirk, Spock, McCoy and some
anonymous crewman you’ve never seen before all beamed down to a planet.
It didn’t exactly take Carl Sagan to figure out who wasn’t coming back).
Speaking of the late
Mr. Sagan, Stanley Tucci does a pretty funny riff on the character of a
media star who also has some solid scientific credentials, even if his
first priority is his next book.
Jon Amiel, who also
directed the stylish Sean Connery thriller, ENTRAPMENT, keeps the story
moving at a brisk pace, rendering us able to accept such balderdash as
the space shuttling making a safe crash landing on the cement bed of the
Los Angeles river.
THE CORE isn’t
something I would have gone to if Chris hadn’t been begging me to take
him. But having done so, I have to admit I was entertained. The best
reason for seeing THE CORE on the big screen rather than waiting for home
video is the aforementioned destruction of Rome and the further trashing
of the Golden Gate Bridge.
The trick is to
merely lower your expectations down somewhere around your ankles and you
won’t be disappointed in anything about THE CORE.
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Chris says:
THE MOVIE WAS
GREAT!!! I’m not sure if all of the information is true (like humongous
geodes inside the earth’s mantle) but they made it believable.
My favorite part was
when a super storm destroyed a city and left it in ruins. If you like
action and/or science fiction this is the movie for you.
The acting was
spectacular! They made you feel like the Earth was really going to end.
The special effects were not as good but were still great. Especially
when they were dodging diamonds the size of Cape Cod. The ship that was
taking them to the core had to have had a little bit of designing. It
looked really cool! And in the end the movie ended up to be one of the
best I’ve seen in a while. I give THE CORE four lava-hot kernels.

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April 19, 2003